Mongo Ninja
WTF?
They haven’t been gone for a second, and now they’re back?! Put a cork in every orifice and run like hell!
Since this ferocious gang of degenerates emerged from out of nowhere and scared everyone shitless during the summer of 2009, they have been constantly carpetbombing the masses with their wicked blend of depraved, shitfaced and highly addictive metalpunk.
The debut album ‘…And The Wrist is History’ hit the streets like a drunk man in October 2009. The critically acclaimed follow up ‘No Cunt For Old Men’ came crushing down on you like a collapsing brick chimney in in May 2010, and now the rampant idiots are ready to unleash their third album entitled: ‘Nocturnal Neanderthals’. This skull-inserted-nailbomb of an album is set to be released by the fearless guys at Indie Recordings on the 11th of October 2010.
Mongo Ninja hits and kicks in all directions and as always they are armed to the teeth with an impressive arsenal of mindshattering riffs and pantsdropping hooks. ‘Nocturnal Neanderthals’ will for sure make you bang your head and tap your feet like a drooling, demented pissdrenched retard until the glorious day arrives when you’re finally being stuffed into the Geriatric Ward at the local looniebin.
The five imbeciles of Mongo Ninja has spent the last six months drinking and gigging around Norway, leaving a thick stinking trail of havoc and devastation. Along the way they’ve wrecked stages with bands such as The Dwarves, Obliteration, Djerv and The Goo Men. During the summer of 2010 they recieved high scores in a bunch of international music and metal magazines. They got honoured with 8/10 in Terrorizer, 8/10 in Metal Hammer UK and a pile of other raving reviews popped up like frogheads in a lake. Mentioning, among others, 8,8/10 in Loud Magazine, 5/6 in Scream Magazine, 9/10 at Metalcentral.net and 4/5 at Asice.net. Check ‘em out!
Guitarist Peter comments: “Things been going fast, no doubt about that, but we like it this way. We’re a hyperactive bunch and we’re easily bored so we’re more than content with this pace. And as long as the songs keep coming like zits on a bussdrivers ass we see no good reason to why we should keep ‘em to ourselves. Well, as long as we are happy with them of course… And happy we are! Damn happy! Delirious! Like giggling old hags who just won the lottery. The new songs will knock you senseless and rock you to smithereens! We haven’t changed the formula, and why the hell should we? We do what we do best. And that’s playing old school metal riffs and brainless rock ‘n roll. Mongo Ninja plays music for the groin! We are still HEAVILY influenced by Motörhead, Slayer, Poison Idea, Zeke and so on. When it comes to the lyrics we have the usual mongo stuff and, as on the previous albums, we also have some stories from the real world. For instance there’s one song called ‘The Bible and The Beatles’ that tells the story about the infamous Charles Manson and his legendary ‘Family’, but it’s not about the well documented Tate/La Biancha murders. This song deals with his vision of Armageddon. He baptized this scenario ‘Helter Skelter’, after the Beatles song… And in Manson’s head, ‘Helter Skelter’, would be the final racial war between blacks and whites and he preached that this war had been predicted in both Revelation 9 and on ‘The White Album’ by The Beatles. Then there’s this song called ‘Victim # 13’ that describes the last horrible hours in the life of a kid called Konerak Sintasomophone. Probably not a name many will recognize, but he was in fact Jeffrey Dahmer’s thirteenth victim. And what’s interesting about his last night on earth is not necessarily the sadistic things that Dahmer did to him, even if Dahmer was quite innovative, but the fact that Konerak actually managed to escape and even encountered the police that night. It didn’t help him much thou’…. The fuck-up-cops escorted him back to Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartement where they left him! They believed the man in the thirties and the naked bleeding teenage boy were lovers!
We also have a rapid little devil of a song about a guy called Ota Benga! He was a pymy living in Belgian Congo in the beginning of the 20th Century. He was captured by slavers and sent off to New York where they exhibited him in a zoo! Next to the monkeys and other animals you could find him in a cage with a little sign that said “Pymy”. That’s also pretty fucked up!
Also this time around Mongo Ninja chose Caliban Studios in Oslo as the prefect Crime Scene and once again the abum was recorded by Ruben Willem (Haust) or Dick Ruben as the band likes to call him.
The outcome of this hellish session will rip your head off, kick it around like a pigskin-football until there’s nothing but mush left in your pulverized cranium and then flush it down the drain. Put on your armour and prepear yourself for yet another vicious lethal assault of massive magnificent mongofied madness!
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